Big chief lived his whole life and never farted in his enrtire life. So getting on in age he decided he would try. He went down to the local store and said “Big chief no fart” “Hhmmm” said the pimply faced clerk “here is a can of beans, Eat these and you will fart” Next day Big chief comes in and says “ Big Chief no fart” “hmmm” sais the clerk “ Here is 4 cans of beans THIS should do it!” nothing. This went on for about a week each time he ate more and more beans. Finally The clerk said “Here this is all the beans we have 8 cases, If this doesn't do it nothing will” The next day Indain Bowels (he wasn't the chief yet) came in and said “Big Fart no Chief”