The Case OfThe Missing Tampons

Ok, I'm the only female in a house full of guys. 4 sons and a hubby.

Toilet seat is never down…etc. SOOOOoooooooooo I'm the only one who
would be using Female products…..correct?

A STRANGE thing was happening at my house. Tampons were disappearing.
*insert Twilight Zone theme*

Ok…. A few months ago I went to my cupboard to get out a Tampon and
there was ONLY one left. I could have sworn I had just bought a box the
month before. So, I go back to the store, buy a new box and forget about
it.

The next month, I go back to the cupboard….. and voila!….there is only
ONE tampon left again. What's going on here? Gremlins??? I go to the store
and buy another box, and forget about it.

WELL….. I decided to clean out my two youngest sons closet and LOW and
BEHOLD….at the bottom of their closet is the wrappers, applicators and
the tampons themselves.

I am starting to FREAK!!! My goodness, what are they doing with them??????

I get a hold of myself …..and tell myself that “I am an Adult, and can
handle this”, despite the bizarre thoughts running through my mind.

I'm thinking….“Do I have enough money saved up in the bank for MAJOR
THERAPY?”

I go to the top of the stairs and yell for my two youngest sons to “COME
HERE!!!!”

They march up the stairs and find me in their room staring into the bottom
of their closet.

I said “What are you doing with THOSE? THOSE are MINE!” My 12 year old
looks like a deer caught in the headlights and is silent.

My 10 year old looks at me all innocent and says …… “Well, Mom, we
were playing with our G.I. Joes and figurines….. and THOSE make really
good S. C. U. D. missiles!! What do YOU use them for?”

“NEVER MIND!! GO PLAY!!!!”