Starr-I-Are.

I'm here to ask,
As you'll soon see…
Did you grope
Miss Lewinski?
Did you grope her
In your house?
Did you grope
Beneath her blouse?

I did not do that
Here or there…
I did not to that
Anywhere!
I did not do that
Near or far…
I did not do that
Starr-you-are

Did you smile?
Did you flirt?
Did you peak
Beneath her skirt?
And did you tell
The girl to lie
When called upon
To testify?

I do not like you
Starr-you-are…
I think that you
Have gone too far!

I will not answer
Any more…
Perhaps I'll go and
Start a war!
The public's easy
To distract
When bombs are
Falling on Iraq!