Sexy confession
A scantily dressed girl goes to confession.
“Father, I called a man a son-of-a-bitch yesterday.”
“Why did you call him a son-of-a-bitch??” the priest asked.
“Because, Father, he touched me on my arm without permission”
“Do you mean like this??” He touches her arm.
“Yes, Father.”
“That's no reason for calling him a son-of-a-bitch.”
“But Father, he also touched my breasts.”
“You mean like this??” He touches her breasts.
“Yes, Father.”
“That's no reason to call him a son-of-a-bitch.”
“But Father, he took off my clothes.”
“Like this??” He takes off her clothes.
“Yes, Father.”
“That's no reason to call him a son-of-a-bitch.”
“But Father, he put his you-know-what, in my you-know-where.”
“Like this??” He puts his you-know-what in her you-know-where.
“Y-Y-Yes Father,” she says sometime later.
“But that's no reason to call him a son-of-a-bitch.”
“But Father, he has Herpes.”
“THAT SON-OF-A-BITCH!!!!!!!!!!!”