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The plane's cabin was being served by an obviously gay flight
attendant who was just as obviously enjoying himself. He came
swishing down the aisle and announced to the passengers, “Captain
Marvey has asked me to announce that he'll be landing this big, scary
plane shortly, lovely people, so if you could just put up your trays,
that would be super!”

On his trip back up the aisle, he noticed that a woman hadn't moved a
muscle. “Perhaps you didn't hear me over those big brute engines. I
asked you to raise your trazy-poo so the main man can pitty-pat us
down on the ground.”

She calmly turned her head and said, “In my country, I am called a
princess. I take orders from no one!”

Without missing a beat, the flight attendant replied, “Well,
sweet-cheeks, in my country, I'm called a queen, so I outrank you.
Put the tray up, bitch!”