A blonde arrived for her first golf lesson and the pro asked her to take aswing at a ball to see how she'd do. The blonde did so and completelyduffed the shot. The pro said “Your swing is good but you're gripping theclub too hard - grip the club gently as you would your husband's penis.”.The blonde took another shot and nailed the ball 275 yards straight downthe fairway. The pro said “That was excellent!! Let's try it again onlythis time take the club out of your mouth.” Ha Ha Ha