A flat-chested young lady goes to Dr. Smith
for advice about breast enlargements. He tells
her, “Every day when you get out of the shower,
rub the top of your nipples and say, ‘Scooby
dooby dooby. I want bigger boobies.”’

She did this every day faithfully and after
several it worked! She grew great boobs! One
morning running late and in her rush to leave
for work, she realized she had forgotten her
morning ritual.At this point she loved her
boobs and didn't want to lose them, so she got
up in the middle of the bus and said, “Scooby
dooby dooby, I want bigger boobies.”

A guy sitting nearby asked her, “Do you go to
Dr. Smith by any chance?” “Why, yes, I do. How
did you know?”

“Hickory dickory dock.”