There was a guy in a bar one night that got really drunk,

I MEAN REALLY, REALLY DRUNK.

When the bar closed, he got up to go home. As he
stumbled out the door he saw a nun walking on the side walk.

So he stumbled over to her and punched her in the face.

The nun was really surprised, but before she could do or say
anything he punched her again. This time she
fell down and he stumbled over to her and kicked her in the
butt, then he picked her up and threw her into a wall.

By this time the nun was pretty weak and
couldn't move very much. So then he stumbled over to her,
put his face right up to hers and said……….

NOT VERY FUCK'IN STRONG TONIGHT, ARE YOU BATMAN?"