A 60-year-old woman came home one day and heard strange
noises in her bedroom. She opened the door and discovered
her 40-year-old daughter playing with a vibrator.
“What
are you doing?” asked the mother. “Mom, I am 40 years
old and look at me. I'm ugly. I'll never get married
so this is pretty much my husband.” The mother walked
out of the room, shaking her head. The next day, the
father came home and heard noises in the bedroom and
upon entering the room, found his daughter using the
vibrator. “What the hell are you doing?” he asked.
“His daughter replied, ”I already told Mom. I'm 40
years
old now and ugly. I will never get married so this
is as close as I'll ever get to a husband.“ The father
walked out of the room shaking his head. The next
day,
the mother came home to find her husband with a beer
in one hand and the vibrator in the other, watching
the Superbowl on TV. ”What on earth are you doing?“
she cried. The husband replied, ”What does it look
like
I'm doing? I'm having a beer and watching the game
with
my son-in-law!!"