The world is coming to an end in three days, and God wants to warn the world. So he decides to bring the three most important people into Heaven so they can relay the message. He calls up Ross Perot, Bill Clinton and Bill Gates and tells them the story.

When they get back down Clinton calls a Press conference and tells the country:“I have some good news and some bad news. The good news is there is a god, and the bad news is the world is coming to an end in three days.”

Ross Perot calls a meeting at his company and tells them, “I have some bad news and some worse news. The bad news is I´m not really god, some other guy is; and the worse news is that the world is coming to an end in three days.”

The Bill Gates gets on the ´Net and e-mails his company:“Hey guys, guess what; I have some good news and some great news! The good news is God thinks I´m one of the three most important people in the world! The great news is I don´t have to fix all the bugs in Windows 2000!”