Q: What do vegetarian worms eat?
A: Linda McCartney

Q: What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a grocery bag?
A: One is made out of plastic and is dangerous for the children to play with, the other is used to carry groceries.

Q: Why do scottish men wear kilts?
A: Because sheeps can hear a zipper from like a mile away!!

Q: How do you know if a woman has an orgasm?
A: Who cares??

Q: What's the difference between George Michael and a microwave?
A: A microwave stops when you open the door…