A Japanese tourist hailed a taxi in downtown Chicago and
asked to be taken out to O'Hare Airport. On the way, a car
zoomed by and the tourist responded, “Ohhh!!! TOYOTA!!!
Made in Japan!!! Very fast!!!”

Not too long after, another car flew by the taxi. “Ohh!!!
NISSAN!!! Made in Japan!!! Very fast!!!”


Yet another zipped by, “Ohh!!! Mitsubishi!!! Made in Japan!!!
Very fast!!!”

The taxi driver, complete 100% American, was starting to
get a little miffed that the Japanese made cars were passing
his Chevy, when yet another car passed the taxi right as they
were turning into the airport. “Ohh!!! Honda!!! Made in
Japan!!! Very fast!!!”

The taxi driver stopped the car, pointed to the meter, and
said, “that'll be $150.”

“$150? It was so short a ride! Why so much?”

“Taxi Meter. Made in Japan. Very fast.”