Why are blonde jokes so short?
So men can remember them!

What do you call a man with half a brain?
Gifted!

What did God say after creating man?
I can do better!

How is a man like a snowstorm?
Because you don´t know when he´s coming, how many inches you´ll get, or how long it´ll stay!

What do you call an intelligent man in America?
A tourist!

Why is so hard for woman to find men that are sensitive, caring and good-looking?
Because they already have boyfriends!

Why did God create man?
Because a vibrator can´t mow the lawn!

What is the difference between a man and E.T.?
E.T. phoned home!

Why do only 10% of men make it to heaven?
Because if they all went, it would be hell!

Did you hear about the baby born with both sexes?
It had penis AND a brain!

What is the difference between an intelligent man and UFO?
I don´t know, I have never seen either one!