Cannibal Run

A Frenchman, an Englishman and an American were captured by cannibals.

The chief comes to them and says, “The bad news is that now we've caught you and we're going to use your skins to build a canoe. The good news is that you can choose how to die.”

The Frenchman says, “I take ze sword.”

The chief gives him a sword.

The Frenchman says, “Vive la France!” and runs himself through.

The Englishman says, “A pistol for me please.”

The chief gives him a pistol.

The Englishman points it at his head and says, “God save the queen!” and blows his brains out.

The American says, “Gimme a fork.”

The chief is puzzled, but he shrugs and gives him a fork. The American takes the fork and starts jabbing himself all over. The chief asks, “My God, what are you doing?”

And the American responds, “So much for your canoe!”