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Before starting your car you are required to check lights, brakes, steering and honk your horn. You also need to make a visual check to make sure there are no children underneath the car.
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If a horse drawn carriage is trying to pass a car and the horse becomes uneasy, the owner of the car is required to pull over and if necessary, cover the car.
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Attempt to escape from prison is not illegal, however, if one he is caught he is required to serve out the remainder of his term.
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No one may start a car while someone is underneath the vehicle.
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When driving, you must have someone in front of your car with a flag to warn horse drawn carriages that a motorcar is coming.
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Any carport added to a building increases the value of the building by 15.5 times the cost of building the addition.
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All English males over the age 14 are to carry out 2 or so hours of longbow practice a week supervised by the local clergy.
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London Hackney Carriages (taxis/cabs) must carry a bale of hay and a sack of oats.
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It is illegal to be drunk on Licensed Premises (in a pub or bar).
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It is illegal for two adult men to have sex in the same house as a third person.
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A bed may not be hung out of a window.
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It is illegal for a lady to eat chocolates on a public conveyance.
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Any boy under the age of 10 may not see a naked manequin.
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Picking up abandoned baggage is an act of terrorism. [Why does this law exist?]
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It is illegal for a Member of Parliament to enter the House of Commons wearing a full suit of armour.
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Anal sex is prohibited.
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It is legal for a male to urinate in public, as long it is on the rear wheel of his motor vehicle and his right hand is on the vehicle.
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Committing suicide is classified as a capital crime.
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Chester
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You can only shoot a Welsh person with a bow and arrow inside the city walls and after midnight.
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Liverpool
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It is illegal for a woman to be topless in public except as a clerk in a tropical fish store.
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York
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Excluding Sundays, it is perfectly legal to shoot a Scotsman with a bow and arrow.
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