A woman walks into the doctors office and says, “Doctor I hurt all over.”

The doctor says, “That´s impossible.”

“No really! Just look, when I touch my arm, ouch! it hurts.

When I touch my leg, ouch! it hurts.

When I touch my head, ouch! it hurts.

When I touch my chest, ouch!!, it really hurts,” she replies.

The doctor just shakes his head and says,

“You´re a natural blonde arent´t you?” The woman smiles and says,
“Why yes I am. How did you know?”

The doctor replies,“Because your finger is broken.”
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