Forstjóri Miller, Corona og Thule fóru út að borða einn daginn og eftir að hafa pantað matinn kom þjónn og spurði hvað mætti bjóða þeim að drekka svona á meðan beðið væri eftir matnum.

Forstjóri Miller sagði “ég ætla fá einn Miller, besti bjór í heimi”

Næstur var forstjóra Corona og hann sagði “ég ætla fá Corona, lang besti bjór í heimi”

Forstjóri Thule var síðastur, og sagði hann “ég ætla fá mér eina coke”

Þjóninum fannst þetta furðurlegt þar sem hann vissi hver hann var og spurði hann “Hversvegna færðu þér ekki Thule?”

Hann svaraði
“fyrst hinir ætla ekki að fá sér bjór, þá fæ ég mér ekki heldur.”


A kid goes up to his father and says, “Hey, Pop, know how old I am today?”

His father says, “No…how old?”

He says, “I'm eleven!”

He goes into the kitchen and says to his grandmother, “Hey, Grandma, know how old I am today?”

She says, “Come closer…”

She unzips his jeans and reaches her thin, spotted arm down into his underwear.

She fondles his genitals for a few minutes and then she says, “You're eleven.”

He says, “How could you tell?”

She says, “I heard you tell your father.”



A kid came home from school and asked his dad, “Dad, I heard some kids talking about a thing called a vagina. What is a vagina, and what does it look like?”
“Well, son, before sex it looks like a beautiful unopened rose.”

“Wow, what does it look like after sex?”
“Well, son, have you ever seen a bulldog eating mayonaise?”