CLINTON VIRUS:
Gives you a 7 Inch Hard Drive with NO memory.

VIAGRA VIRUS:
Makes a new hard drive out of an old floppy.

LEWINSKY VIRUS:
Sucks all the memory out of your computer,
then emails everyone about what it did.

RONALD REAGAN VIRUS:
Saves your data, but forgets where it is stored.

MIKE TYSON VIRUS:
Quits after two bytes.

OPRAH WINFREY VIRUS:
Your 300 MB hard drive suddenly shrinks to 100MB,
then slowly expands backup to 200 MB.

DR. JACK KEVORKIAN VIRUS:
Deletes all old files.

ELLEN DEGENERES VIRUS:
Disks can no longer be inserted.

DISNEY VIRUS:
Everything in your computer goes Goofy.

PROZAC VIRUS:
Screws up your RAM but your processor doesn't care.

JOEY BUTTAFUOCO VIRUS:
Only attacks minor files.

ARNOLD SCHWARZENEGGER VIRUS:
Terminates some files, leaves, but IT WILL BE BAAAAACK.

LORENA BOBBIT VIRUS:
Re-formats your hard drive into a 3.5 inch floppy,
then discards it through Windows.