LAST CHILD SUPPORT CHECK!!! Today my baby girl's 18th birthday. I be so glad that this be my last child support payment! Month after month, year after year, all those damn payments!

So I call my baby girl, LaKeesha, to come to my house, and when she get there, I say, “Baby girl, I want you to take this check over to yo mama house and tell her this be the last check she ever be gettin' from me and I want you to come back and tell me the ‘spression on yo mama’s face.

So my baby girl she take the check over to her. I be anxious to hear what she say and what she look like. Baby girl walk through the door, I say, ”Now what yo moma say ‘bout that?“

She say to tell you that ”you ain’t my daddy …. and watch the
‘spression on yo face."



PLEASE HEED THIS WARNING

This new scam is being pulled mainly on older men.

What happens is that when you stop for a red light, a young nude woman comes up and pretends to be washing your windshield.

While she is doing this, another person opens your back door and steals anything in the car.

They are very good at this.

They got me 7 times Friday and 5 times Saturday. I wasn’t able to find them on Sunday