Once there was a little boy named Johnny, he and his grandpa went fishing one day. They got on the boat and Johnny's gramp brought up a BIG vodka bottle and little Johnny said: Gimme sum gimme sum!!! and gramps said: is your dick big enough to touch your ass?? No, Then you can't have some! allright he said with a big moody face. Then 10 minutes later his gramps brought up a BIG cigar. And little Johnny said: Gimme sum Gimme sum!!! And his gramps said: is your dick big enough to touch your ass?? No, then you can't have some! allright, he said again with a BIG moody face. Then they where done fishing and they cought 3 fishes. And on the way home they passed a candy shop. Johnny said: can we stop here?! I really have to pee! gramps said: well okay Be very quick!! allright! he ran in and he went to the bathroom. Then he bought a lottery ticket and he won 5 million dollars! He ran in to the car and screamed!! I WON 5 MILLION DOLLARS!! And gramps said very happy: GIMME SOME GIMME SOME GIMME SOME!!! And Johnny said: Is your dick big enough to touch your ass? gramps said: Yees! and Johnny said very angry
THEN GO FUCK YOUR SELF!!!