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After a really good party a man walks into a bar and orders a drink. Already drunk and delirious,
the man turns to the person sitting next to him and says, ‘'You wanna hear a blonde joke?’' The person replies, ‘'I am 240 pounds, world kickboxing champion and a natural blonde. My friend is 190 pounds, world judo champion and is a natural blonde. And my other friend is 200 pounds, world arm wrestling champion and is also a natural blonde. Do you still want to tell me that blonde joke?’'
The man thinks for a while and replies, ‘'Not if I have to explain it three times.’'

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Three rabbits escape from a testing lab and find an entire field full of carrots. They eat themselves into a stupor and sleep throughout the night. The next morning, they find an entire field full of female rabbits with no males in sight. They screw themselves into a stupor and sleep throughout the night. The next morning, the rabbits get to talking.
“I'm gonna go back to that field of carrots,” says one.

“I'm gonna go back to those cute little rabbits,” says the second.

“I'm going back to the lab,” says the third. “I'm dying for a cigarette.”

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Two Canadian guys, Mike and Rob were on the roof, laying tile, when a sudden gust of wind came and knocked down their ladder.
“I have an idea,” said Mike. “We'll throw you down, and then you can pick up the ladder.”

“What, do you think I'm stupid? I have an idea. I'll shine my flashlight, and you can climb down on the beam of light.”

“What, do you think I'm stupid? You'll just turn off the flashlight when I'm halfway there.”

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Three blondes have just finished a jigsaw-puzzle so they decide to celebrate by going out. They walk into a bar chanting, “61 days 61 days!”
The bartender gets curious and walks over to them and asks, “Why are you chanting 61 days?”

One of the three answer, “Because the box said 3-6- years!”