nr 1
mesti hraði í heimi er að skíta út um glugga á þrettándu hæð í háhýsi og hlaupa niður og sjá rassgatið á sér lokast :Þ

nr 2
mesti hraði í heimi er að hlaupa í kringum staur og taka sjálfan sig í rassgat. :Þ

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Fun things to do in a final exam that does not matter

Answer the exam with the “Top Ten Reasons Why Professor xxxx Sucks”

Get a copy of the exam, run out screaming “Andre, Andre, I've got the secret documents!!”

Bring a Game Boy Play with the volume at max level.

Fifteen minutes into the exam, stand up, rip up all the papers into very small pieces, throw them into the air and yell out “Merry Christmas.” If you're really daring, ask for another copy of the exam. Say you lost the first one. Repeat this process every fifteen minutes.

Come into the exam wearing slippers, a bathrobe, a towel on your head, and nothing else.

As soon as the instructor hands you the exam, eat it.

The Worst Pick Up Lines

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I just threw up!

You look just like a hooker I know in Detroit.

Miss, if you've lost your virginity, can I have the package it came in?

Hey baby! You look like you could suck the chrome off a trailer hitch.

I've had quite a bit to drink, and your beginning to look pretty good.

Hello Susie! Your mom couldn't make it this afternoon so she asked me to pick you up.

My what a pretty dress!

Your face or mine?

Nice dress, could I talk you out of it?

I want to floss with your pubic hair.

I'd look good on you.

Excuse me. Have I fucked you yet?

Somebody farted! Lets get out of here.