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Njótið.

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I never quite figured out why the sexual urge of men & women differ so much.

And I never have figured out the whole Venus and Mars thing. I have never figured out why men think with their head and women with their heart. I have never figured out why the sexual desire gene gets thrown into a state of turmoil, when it hears the words “I do.”

FOR EXAMPLE:

One evening last week, my wife and I were getting into bed. Well, the passion starts to heat up, and she eventually says “I don't feel like it, I just want you to hold me.”

I said “WHAT????!!! What was that?!”

So she says the words that every husband on the planet dreads to hear, “You're just not in touch with my emotional needs as a woman enough for
me to satisfy your physical needs as a man.”

She responded to my puzzled look by saying,

“Can't you just love me for who I am and not what I do for you in the bedroom?”

Realizing that nothing was going to happen that night I went to sleep.

The very next day I opted to take the day off of work to spend time with her. We went out to a nice lunch and then went shopping at a big, big
department store. I walked around with her while she tried on several different very expensive outfits. She couldn't decide which one to take
so I told her we'll just buy them all. She wanted new shoes to compliment her new clothes, so I said lets get a pair for each outfit. We went on to the jewellery department where she picked out a pair of diamond earrings.

Let me tell you…she was so excited. She must have thought I was one wave short of a shipwreck. I started to think she was testing me because she asked for a tennis bracelet when she doesn't even know how to play tennis.


I think I threw her for a loop when I said,

“That's fine, honey.”

She was almost nearing sexual satisfaction from all of the excitement. Smiling with excited anticipation she finally said,

“I think this is all dear, let's go to the cashier”.

I could hardly contain myself when I blurted out,

“No honey, I don't feel like it.”

Her face just went completely blank as her jaw dropped with a baffled

“WHAT???!!!”

I then said,

"Really honey! I just want you to HOLD this stuff for a while. You're just not in touch with my financial needs as a man enough for me to satisfy your shopping needs as a woman.“

And just when she had this look like she was going to kill me I added,

”Why can't you just love me for who I am and not for the things I buy you?"

Apparently I'm not having sex tonight either..