A blonde was down on her luck. In order to raise some
money, she decided to kidnap a kid and hold him for ransom.
She went to the playground, grabbed a kid, took him behind
a tree, and told him, “I've kidnapped you.” She then wrote
a note saying, “I've kidnapped your kid. Tomorrow morning,
put $10,000 in a paper bag and put it under the pecan tree
next to the slide on the north side of the playground.
Signed, a blonde.” The blonde then pinned the note to
the kid's shirt and sent him home to show it to his parents.

The next morning the blonde checked, and sure enough,
a paper bag was sitting beneath the pecan tree. The blonde
opened the bag and found the $10,000 with a note that said,
“How could you do this to a fellow blonde?”