A husband is at home watching a football game when his wifeinterrupts,

“Honey, could you fix the light in the
hallway? It's been flickering for weeks now”.
He looks at her and says angrily,
“Fix the light? Now? Does it look like I
have an Electricity Board logo
printed on my forehead?… I don't think
so.”
“Well then, could you fix the fridge door?
It won't close properly”. To which he replied,

“Fix the fridge door? Does it look like I have ‘Hotpoint’ written on my forehead?…… I don't think so”.
“Fine” she says, “Then could you at least
fix the steps to the front door?
They're about to break”.
“I'm not a bloody carpenter and I don't want to fix the steps”, he says.

“Do you see ‘Black and Decker’ written on my forehead? ……..I don't think so. I've had enough of you, I'm going down the pub!”

So he goes to the pub and drinks for a
couple of hours. He starts to feel guilty about how he treated his wife, and decides to go home and help out.
As he walks into the house, he notices the steps are already fixed.
As he enters the house he sees the hall light is working.
As he goes to get a beer, he notices the fridge door is fixed.
“Honey, how'd this all get fixed?”
She said, “Well, when you left, I sat outside and cried. Just then a nice young man asked me what was wrong and I told
him. He offered to do all the repairs, and all I had to do was either screw him or bake him a cake.”
“So, what kind of cake did you bake him?”
To which she replied, “Hellloooo……….Do you see Martha Stewart written on my forehead?”