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A man walks into a bar with a giraffe. They both get pissed. The giraffe falls over. The man goes to leave and the bartender says, “Oi. You can't leave that lyin' there.” And the man says, “No. It's not a lion. It's a giraffe.”

28 days later. 2002


Uh, OK. There's these three guys walking on the beach, a spic, a white guy, and a black guy. eah, right. So they find this pot, rub it, and a genie comes out. The genie says, “You can wish for whatever you want.” So he asks the Mexican what he wants, and he says “I want all my people in America to be happy and free, and in Mexico.” So the genie goes poof. It's done. Then he says to the black guy…Yeah, right, he says to the nigger “What do you want?” and the nigger says, “I want all my nigger brothers to be back in Africa, and happy and free and everything.” So the genie goes poof. And they're all back in Africa. So..Uh, so he says to the white guy, “What's your one wish?” And the white guy says, “Wait, you mean to tell me that all the spics and niggers are out of America?” The genie goes yeah, and the white guy says, uh, “I'll have a Coke, then.”

The Boondock saints 1999

Three tomatoes are walking down the street- a poppa tomato, a momma tomato, and a little baby tomato. Baby tomato starts lagging behind. Poppa tomato gets angry, goes over to the baby tomato, and smooshes him… and says, “Catch up.”

Pulp Fiction 1994


OG einn geggjaður herna

his reminds me of a joke. This guy, he comes into a bar, walks up to the
Bartender and says, “Bartender, I got me a bet for you. I'm gonna bet you Three-
Hundred dollars that I can piss into that glass over there and not spill a
single solitary drop.”

The Bartender says.. {mumbling} now one more time this glass is like a good ten
feet away. He says, “Now wait a minute. Let me get this straight.Your trying to
tell me you're gonna bet me Three-Hundred dollars that YOU can piss standing
over here waaay over there, into that glass, and not spill a single drop”?

The guy looks up smiling and says, {whispering} “That's right.”

The Bartender says, “Young man you gotta bet!”

The guy says, “O.K. here we go, here we go.” He pulls out his thang. He's
looking at the glass, man he's thinking about the glass, he's thinking about the
glass, he thinks glass, he's thinking of the glass, think glass, thinking about
hid dick. Dick, glass. Dick, glass. Dick, glass. Be the glass. Dick, glass.
Dick, glass. Dick, glass.

And then ‘SWOOOSH’ . He let's it rip! And he's {Pissing Sound} ..he's pissin'
all over the place, man! {Pissing Sound} He's pissin' on the bar..{Pissing
Sound} he's pissin' on the stools, on the floor, on the phone.. {Pissing Sound}
on the Bartender.. {Pissing Sound} He's pissing Everywhere EXCEPT the fucking
glass!! Right.

O.K. So, Bartender, He's laughing his fucking ass off, he's Three-Hundred
dollars richer. He's like, “Ha Ha Ha Ha.” Piss drippin' off his face. “Ha Ha Ha
Ha” He says, “You FUCKIN' idiot, man. You everything EXCEPT the glass!! You owe
me Three-Hundred dollars punta.” And he goes, “Excuse me, just one, one
second.” Goes in the back of the bar, and in the back there's a couple of guys
playing pool. He walks over to them… {Whisper Sounds} Comes back to the bar
and goes, “Here you go Mr. Bartender, three.” {Slap Sound}
And the Bartenders like, “WHAT the fuck are you so happy about, you just lost
Three-Hundred dollars you idiot?!”
The guy says, “Well, you see those guys over there. I just bet them Five-Hundred
dollars a PIECE, that I could piss on your bar, piss on your floor, piss on your
phone, and piss on YOU, and not only would you be not mad about it…… you'd
be happy…”
{Quentin Laughing His Ass Off}

DESPERADO 1995


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