Yo moma's so fat, the horse on her Polo shirt is real.
Yo moma's so fat, when she works at the movie theater, she works as the screen.
Yo moma's so fat, instead of wide leg jeans, she wears wide load.
Yo moma's so fat, when she gets in an elevator, it HAS to go down.
Yo moma's so fat, all of her clothes have to be custom made by a contractor.
Yo moma's so fat, when I said I wanted “Pigs in a blanket” she got back in bed.
Yo moma's so fat, when she was diagnosed with the flesh eating disease, the doctor gave her 5 years to live.
Yo moma's so fat, she was born with a silver shovel in her mouth.
Yo moma's so fat, when she runs she makes the CD player skip… at the radio station.
Yo moma's so fat, when she crosses the street, cars look out for her.
Yo moma's so fat, she puts mayonaise on aspirin.
Yo moma's so fat, she could sell shade.
Yo moma's so fat, when she hauls ass, she has to make two trips.
Yo moma's so fat, her belly jiggle is the first ever perpetual motion machine.
Yo moma's so fat, when she ran away, they had to use all four sides of the milk carton.
Yo moma's so fat, instead of Levis 501 jeans, she wears Levi's 1002's.
Yo moma's so fat, her picture takes two frames.
Yo moma's so fat, when I yell “Kool-Aid,” she comes crashing through the wall.
Yo moma's so fat, she's got smaller fat women orbiting around her.
Yo moma's so fat, a picture of her fell off the wall!
Yo moma's so fat, her cereal bowl came with a lifeguard.
Yo moma's so fat, when she hauls ass, she has friends come help.
Yo moma's so fat, she's 36-24-36… but thats her forearm, neck, and thigh!
Yo moma's so fat, they had to grease a door frame and hold a Twinkie on the other side to get her through.
Yo moma's so fat, she can lay down and stand up and her height doesn't change.
Yo moma's so fat, when she dances, she makes the band skip.

Yo moma's like a bag of potato chips, “Free-To-Lay.”
Yo moma's like a turtle, once she's on her back she's fucked.
Yo moma's like a championship ring, everybody puts a finger in her.
Yo moma's like Humpty Dumpty… first she gets humped, then she gets dumped.
Yo moma's like the Bermuda Triangle, they both swallow a lot of seamen.
Yo moma's like a nickel, she ain't worth a dime.
Yo moma's like a mail box, open day and night.
Yo moma's like a Christmas tree, everybody hangs balls on her.
Yo moma's like a fine restaurant, she only takes deliveries in the rear.
Yo moma's like a chicken coop, cocks fly in and out all day.
Yo moma's like a bubble gum machine, 5 cents a blow.
Yo moma's like a streetlamp, You can find her turned on at night on any street corner.
Yo moma's like a telephone booth, open to the public, costs a quarter, and guys go in and out all day.
Yo moma's like a paper towel, she picks up all kinds of slimy wet stuff.
Yo moma's like a bowling ball, round, heavy, and you can fit three fingers in.
Yo moma's like a bowling ball, she always winds up in the gutter.
Yo moma's like a bowling ball, she gets picked up, fingered, thrown down the gutter, and she stil l comes back for more.
Yo moma's like cheap liquor, tastes like shit.
Yo moma's like a bus, guys climb on and off her all day long.
Yo moma's like Bazooka Joe, 5 cents a blow.
Yo moma's like Burger King, Your way, right away.
Yo moma's like a squirrel, she's always got some nuts in her mouth.
Yo moma's like a library, open to the public.
Yo moma's like a Chinese restaurant, $4.95 all You can eat.
Yo moma's like an ATM, open 24 hours.
Yo moma's like Discover card, she gives cash back.
Yo moma's like a basketball hoop, everybody gets a shot.
Yo moma's like a microwave, one button and she's hot.
Yo moma's like speakers, loud, ugly, lives in a box, and you can turn her up, down, on, and off.