Ef að það er ekki augljóst þegar þið lesið þetta þá var það kvenmaður sem að sendi mér þennan brandara.

MEN
Men are like…..Floor tiles.
Lay them right the first time and you can walk on them for a lifetime.

Men are like…..Bananas.
The older they get, the less firm they are.

Men are like…..Placemats.
They only show up when there's food on the table.

Men are like…..Mascara.
They usually run at the first sign of emotion.

Men are like…..Bike helmets.
Handy in an emergency, but otherwise they just look silly.

Men are like….Government bonds.
They take so long to mature.

Men are like…..Copiers.
You need them for reproduction, but that's about it.

Men are like…..Lava lamps.
Fun to look at, but not all that bright.

Men are like…..Bank accounts.
Without a lot of money, they don't generate much interest.

Men are like…..High heels.
They're easy to walk on once you get the hang of it.

Men are like…..Curling irons.
They're always hot, and they're always in your hair.

Men are like…..Mini skirts.
If you're not careful, they'll creep up your legs.

Single women complain that all good men are married; While all married women complain about their lousy husbands. This confirms that there is no such thing as a good man.

How are men like noodles?
They're always in hot water, they lack taste, and they need dough.

What do an anniversary and a toilet have in common?
Men always miss them.

Why are men like popcorn?
They satisfy you, but only for a little while.

Diamonds are a girl's best friends.
Dogs are man's best friends.
So which is the dumber sex?

Ever notice how many of women's problems can be traced to the
male gender?
MENstruation, MENopause, MENtal breakdown, GUYnecology, HIMmorrhoid