1. Canada VS America

A Canadian man was having coffee and croissants with butter and jam in a diner
when an American man, chewing gum, sat down next to him. The Canadian ignored
the American, who, nevertheless, started up a conversation. The American snapped
his gum and said, “You Canadian folk eat the whole bread?” The Canadian frowned,
annoyed with being bothered during his breakfast, and replied, “Of course.” The
American blew a huge bubble. “We don't. In the States, we only eat what's
inside. The crusts we collect in a container, recycle them, transform them into
croissants and sell them to Canada.” The American had a smirk on his face. The
Canadian listened in silence. The American persisted. “D'ya eat jelly with the
bread?” Sighing, the Canadian replied, “Of course.”

Cracking his gum between his teeth, the American said, “We don't. In the States,
we eat fresh fruit for breakfast, then we put all the peels, seeds, and
leftovers in containers, recycle them, transform them into jam and sell it to
Canada.” The Canadian then asked, “Do you have sex in the States?” The American
smiled and said, “Why of course we do.”
The Canadian leaned closer to him and asked, “And what do you do with the
condoms once you've used them?” “We throw them away, of course.” Now it was the
Canadian's turn to smile. “We don't. In Canada, we put them in a container,
recycle them, melt them down into chewing gum and sell them to the United
States.”