There was this couple that was married for 20 years, and
every time they had sex, the husband always insisted on
shutting off the lights. Well after 20 years, the wife
felt this was stupid. She figured she would break him
out of the crazy habit. So one night while they were in
the middle of doing it, she turned on the lights.
She looked down and saw her husband holding a dildo.
She gets completely upset. “You impotent bastard!”
she screams. “How could you be lying to me all these
years? You better explain yourself.”
The husband looks her straight in the eyes and says
calmly…
“I'll explain the dildo if you explain the kids.”