A couple was invited to a swanky masked Halloween Party.

She got a terrible headache and told her husband to go to the party alone.
He being a devoted husband, protested, but she argued and said she was
going to take some aspirin and go to bed, and there was no need of his
good time being spoiled by not going. So he took his costume and away he
went.

The wife, after sleeping soundly for one hour, awakened without pain and as
it was still early, she decided to go the party.

In as much as her husband did not know what her costume was, she thought
she would have some fun by watching her husband to see how he acted when
she was not with him.

She joined the party and soon spotted her husband cavorting around on the
dance floor, dancing with every nice chick he could, and copping a little
feel here and a little kiss there. His wife sidled up to him and being a
rather seductive babe herself, he left his partner high and dry and devoted
his time to the new stuff that had just arrived.

She let him go as far as he wished; naturally, since he was her husband.

Finally, he whispered a little proposition in her ear and she agreed, so
off they went to one of the cars and had a little bang. Just before
unmasking at midnight, she slipped away and went home and put the costume
away and got into bed, wondering what kind of explanation he would make
for his behavior.

She was sitting up reading when he came in and asked what kind of a time he
had. He said, “Oh, the same old thing. You know I never have a good time
when you're not there.”

Then she asked, “Did you dance much?”

He replied, I'll tell you, I never even danced one dance. When I got there,
I met Pete, Bill Brown and some other guys, so we went into the den and
played poker all evening. But you're not going to believe what happened to
the guy I loaned my costume to……."