A Frenchman and an Italian were seated next to an
Icelandic guy on an overseas flight. After a few cocktails,
the men began discussing their home lives.

“Last night I made love to my wife four times,” the
Frenchman bragged, “and this morning she made me
delicious crepes and she told me how much she adored
me.”

“Ah, last night I made love to my wife six times,” the
Italian responded, “and this morning she made me a
wonderful omelet and told me she could never love
another man.”

When the Icelandic guy remained silent, the Frenchman smugly
asked, “And how many times did you make love to your
wife last night?”

“Once,” he replied.

“Only once?” the Italian arrogantly snorted. “And what
did she say to you this morning?”

“Don't stop.”