With apologies to the Italians…
Two vampires wanted to go out to eat, but were having a little trouble
deciding where to go. They were a little tired of the local food in
Transylvania and wanted something a little more exotic. After some
discussion, they decided to go to Italy because they had heard that
Italian food was really good. So off they went to Italy and ended up in
Venice.
On the Bridge of Sighs, they hid in the shadows and waited for dinner. A
few minutes later they noticed a young couple walking their way. As they
neared, the vampires made their move. Each vampire grabbed a person,
sucked them dry and tossed the bodies into the canal below.
The vampires were extremely pleased with their meal and decided to have
seconds. Another young couple approached a few minutes later and
suffered the same fate as the first, sucked dry and tossed into the
canal below.
Our vampires are now fairly full but decide to get dessert. In a short
while a third young couple provides just that. As with the first two
couples,these people were also sucked dry and tossed over the rail into
the canal.
The vampires decided that they had had a marvellous dinner but that it
was time to head back home and leave lovely Italy. As they started to
walk away they began to hear some singing. They were puzzled because no
one else was on the bridge. As they listened, they realised that it was
coming from the canal.
They looked over the rail and saw a big alligator in the water under the
bridge, feasting on the bodies. They listened as the alligator
sang…………………


……..Wait for it


……it's really bad


……no, it's really really bad


“Drained wops keep fallin' on my head.” ….