Why do you wear a bra when all you need is two thimbles and a piece of string?

Those saggy tits of yours dangle from your chest like two ropes in a bell tower.

Hey, I got a Joke that will knock the tits off you. Oh, I see someone already told you!

She's got boobs like an elephant's ears.

Her bra looks like two rodents in a pair of slings.

Her boobs look like two little boys fighting under a blanket.

Her boobs are like a photo finish in a Zeppelin race.

Slow down! You'll turn your milk to butter.

She looks like she's breast fed an elephant with those boobs.

Her boobs are well-hung - not that they're supposed to be.

Let me guess: you slept with your tits under the pillow and the Tooth Fairy took them?

Are empty bras the latest fashion?

The last time I saw tits like those, they were being milked.

Your tits look like a pair of deflated, wrinkled balloons that landed on your chest.

Do you sleep with one tit under each armpit?

Do you tuck your saggy tits under your belt when you run?

Be careful you don't trip over your tits.

Your tits look like two marbles under a handkerchief.

If your tits sagged anymore, you could tuck them into your ankle socks.

She has the best boobs her husband's money could buy.

I bet you give yourself two black eyes every time you run?

You should wear protective knee pads for those saggy boobs.

She looks like she caught her tits in the mangle.



Age and gravity are on an inverse ration to each other: as a woman's age rises, everything else falls.

Age and gravity are on an inverse ratio to each other: as a woman's age rises, everything else falls.

The last time she changed bras, her ex fell out.

She orders her bras in Hammock size.

Someone has gone missing: check under your left boob.



If boobs are seeds, and water makes them grow, then I guess your chest is a drought.

You don't need a bra; you need two thimbles and a piece of string.

Her boobs are so big, she can only lean forward at a 15 degree angle or she will topple over.

When she gets up in the morning, the first thing that goes in her slippers are her tits.