A guy walks into a bar and askes for a beer. The bartender gives
him a beer. After that the man is going away without paying. The
bartender says: “hey you forgot to pay!!”. Then the man says:
“But I don't have any money”. The bartender says: “Well, tell you
what, if you can make that horse in the corner laugh, then the beer
is free.
The man takes the horse into the bathroom and the horse comes out
lauging his ass off. The man goes to the bar and says, ”If I can
make that horse cry, will you give me another beer“. The bartender
says in return, ”Yeah ok, but only if you wont touch the horse“
The man says ”ok“ and takes the horse into the bathroom. A few
seconds later the horse comes out crying out is eyeballs. The man
goes to collect his beer and the bartender askes, ”how did you do that“. The man replys, ”Well the first time I told the horse my
dick was a lot bigger than his.“ ”The second time, I showed the
horse my dick"