hér er einn sem ég sá og fílaði ágætlega


Jesus and Satan were having an ongoing argument about who was better on his
computer. They had been going at it for days, God was tired of hearing all
the bickering.

Finally, God said, “Cool it. I am going to set up a test which will take two
hours and I will judge who does the better job.”

So Satan and Jesus sat down at the keyboards and typed away.

They moused.
They did spreadsheets.
They wrote reports
They sent faxes.
They sent e-mail.
They sent out e-mail with attachments
They downloaded.
They did some genealogy reports.
They made cards
They did every known job.

But, ten minutes before the time was up, lightning suddenly flashed across
the sky, thunder rolled, the rain poured, and, of course, the electricity
went off.

Satan stared at his blank screen and screamed in every curse word known in
the underworld. Jesus just sighed.

The electricity finally flickered back on, and each of them restarted their
computers. Satan started searching frantically screaming, “It's gone! It's
all gone! I lost everything when the power went out!”

Meanwhile, Jesus quietly started printing out all his files from the past
two hours.

Satan observed this and became even more irate.“Wait! He cheated How did he
do it??!!
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(You'll love the punch line….)
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God shrugged and said, ”Jesus Saves."
Þú getur sjálfum þér kennt um allar stafsetningarvillur!