Þessi virkar reyndar 100 sinnum betur sagður en skrifaður:


John walks into his local pub and the first thing he sees is his friend, Joe, sitting at a table and on the table there is this tiny little midget, about 30 cm tall, playing a tiny little piano. Staring at the midget in amazement, John asks Joe: “Where did you get that little fella?”

Joe: “From this old guy at the back who grants all wishes”

John: “There is a guy back there that grants all wishes?? Wow I gotta check that out!!”

John walks to the back of the bar where he sees this old fella with a green hat and grey beard and asks him:
“Is it true that you grant all wishes??”

Old guy: “What did you say??”

John: “IS IT TRUE THAT YOU GRANT ALL WISHES”

Old guy: “Yes, yes, that´s true”

John: “I wish for a million bucks”

Old guy: “Your wish is granted”

and all of a sudden, a million ducks appear.
Pissed off, John walks back to Joe, who is now busy feeding his midget, and asks him:

“What is the matter with this guy? I asked him for a million bucks and he gave me a million ducks”

Joe whipes the midget´s mouth, looks up, and replies “What, do you think I wanted a 12-inch pianist”