A kid and his grandfather were in a shop and the grandfather
bougth some cigarettes. The kid said: can I have one of those?
The grand father answered: Does your dick toutch your asshole?
-No…
-Then you can't have one!
Later they goed to a bar and the grandfather bought a beer.
The kid said: can i have one of those? The grand father answered:
Does your dick toutch your asshole?
-No…
-Then you can't have one!
Later they goed to another shop and the grandfather bougth a lotto
ticket. The kid said: Can i have one of those? The grand father answered:
Ok, you can have one.
And the kid won 1 million dollars. The grand father said: Give me haalf of
that! The kid said: Does your dick toutch your asshole?
The grand father answered: Of course it does!
-then go and fuck yourself!