Little Johnny comes home with a homework paper to do. He asks his dad to
help him write about the difference between theory and reality.
His dad sez, “Go to your Mom and ask her if she would sleep with another man
for a million dollars.” Little Johnny does as he is told, and Mom sez,
“Well, yes, I suppose I would.”
His dad then sez, “Now go ask your big sister if she would sleep with
another man for a million dollars.” Little Johnny does this too, and Sis
sez, “Yes, I suppose I would.”
Little Johnny and his dad then sit down, and Dad sez, “Now son, you've
learned the difference between theory and reality. In theory, we're sitting
on two million dollars. In reality, we're living with a couple of whores.”

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Little Johnny was sitting on the front porch steps. While his mother was in
the kitchen, she was watching little Johnny. He had a bag of M&Ms in his and
a cat right beside him. Little johnny would eat an M&M, Bite the cat and
move down a step. His mother looked at little Johnny and thought she needed
to go see what he is doing. WHen she walks outside he does it again. Eats an
M&M, bites the cat and moves down a step.
His momma says,“Little Johnny what the hell are you doing!”
Johnny says,“I'm practicing truck driver.”
“Truck Driver”, mom.
“Yeah, I'm popping pills, eating pussy, and movin' on.”

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Q: What does a Woman have in common with a Kentucky Fried Chicken?
A: When you've had the thigh and breast, you've got a greasy box to stick
your bone in.

Q: What does pussy and a warm toilet seat have in common ?
A: There both nice but you always wonder about who was there before you.