Things Not to Say During Sex #81. Man: Maybe it would help if I thought about someone I really like… Woman: Yourself?
Things Not to Say During Sex #82. Have you seen “Fatal Attraction”?
Things Not to Say During Sex #83. Sorry about the name tags, I'm not very good with names.
Things Not to Say During Sex #84. Don't mind me.. I always file my nails in bed.
Things Not to Say During Sex #85. (in a phone booth) Do you mind if I make a few phone calls?
Things Not to Say During Sex #86. I hope I didn't forget to turn the gas oven off. Do you have a light?
Things Not to Say During Sex #87. Don't worry, my dog's really friendly for a Doberman.
Things Not to Say During Sex #88. Sorry but I don't do toes!
Things Not to Say During Sex #89. You could at least ACT like you're enjoying it!
Things Not to Say During Sex #90. Petroleum jelly or no petroleum jelly, I said NO!
Things Not to Say During Sex #91. Keep it down, my mother is a light sleeper…
Things Not to Say During Sex #92. I'll bet you didn't know I work for “The Enquirer”.
Things Not to Say During Sex #93. So that's why they call you MR. Flash!
Things Not to Say During Sex #94. My old girlfriend used to do it a LOT longer!
Things Not to Say During Sex #95. Is this a sin too?
Things Not to Say During Sex #96. I've slept with more women than Wilt Chamberlain!
Things Not to Say During Sex #97. Hey, when is it going to be my friend's turn?
Things Not to Say During Sex #98. Long kisses clog my sinuses…
Things Not to Say During Sex #99. Please understand that I'm only doing this for a raise…
Things Not to Say During Sex #100. How long do you plan to be “almost there”?
Things Not to Say During Sex #101. You mean you're NOT my blind date?