Ég fékk þennan í meili, hann er helvíti góður.

Three business men were sitting in a bar and were drinking and discussing how stupid their wifes were.
The first says: “I tell you, my wife is so stupid. Last week she went to a supermarket and bought $300 worth of meat because it was on a sale, and we dont even have a fridge big enough to keep it in!”
The second agrees that she sounds pretty thick, but says his wife is thicker. “Just last week, she went out and spent $17000 on a new car,” he laments, “and she don´t even know how to drive!”
The third, a blond male, nods sagely and agrees that these two women sound like they both walked through the stupid forest and got a hit by every branch.
However, he still thinks that his wife is dumber. “I have to laugh when i think about it,” he chuckles. “Last week my wife left on a vacation to Greece. I watched her packing down her bags and she must have taken at least five boxes of condoms with her. And she doesn´t even have a penis!”