You Know You're Addicted to the Internet When - You actually wore a blue ribbon to protest the Communications Decency Act
You Know You're Addicted to the Internet When - You kiss you girlfriend's home page.
You Know You're Addicted to the Internet When - Your bookmark takes 15 minutes to scroll from top to bottom.
You Know You're Addicted to the Internet When - Your eyeglasses have a web site burned into them.
You Know You're Addicted to the Internet When - You find yourself brainstorming for new subjects to search.
You Know You're Addicted to the Internet When - You refuse to go to a vacation spot with no electricity and no phone lines.
You Know You're Addicted to the Internet When - You finally do take that vacation, but only after buying a cellular modem and a laptop.
You Know You're Addicted to the Internet When - You spend half of the plane trip with your laptop on your lap….and your kid in the overhead compartment.
You Know You're Addicted to the Internet When - All your daydreaming is preoccupied with getting a faster connection to the net: 28.8…ISDN…cable modem…T1…T3…
You Know You're Addicted to the Internet When - your night dreams are in HTML.
You Know You're Addicted to the Internet When - You find yourself typing “com” after every period when using a word processor.