ógislega góður…hehe..


There was this businessman who was getting ready to go on a long business trip. He
knew his wife was a flirtatious sort, so he thought he'd try to get her something to keep
her occupied while he was gone, because he didn't much like the idea of her screwing
someone else. So he went to a store that sold sex toys and started looking around. He
thought about a life-sized sex doll, but that was too close to another man for him. He was
browsing through the dildos, looking for something special to please his wife, and
started talking to the old man behind the counter. He explained his situation. The old
man said, “Well, I don't really know of anything that will do the trick. We have vibrating
dildos, special attachments, and so on, but I don't know of anything that will keep her
occupied for weeks, except…. and he stopped. ”Except what?“ the man asked.
”Nothing, nothing.“ ”C'mon, tell me! I need something!“ ”Well, sir, I don't usually mention
this, but there is the ‘voodoo dick.’“ ”So what's up with this voodoo dick?“ he asked.

The old man reached under the counter, and pulled out an old wooden box carved with
strange symbols. He opened it and there lay a very ordinary-looking dildo. The
businessman laughed, and said ”Big fucking deal. It looks like every other dildo in this
shop!“ The old man replied, ”But you haven't seen what it'll do yet.“ He pointed to a door
and said ”Voodoo dick, the door.“ The voodoo dick rose out of its box, darted over to
the door, and started screwing the keyhole. The whole door shook with the vibrations,
and a crack developed down the middle. Before the door could split, the old man said
”Voodoo dick, get back in your box!“ The voodoo dick stopped, floated back to the box
and lay there quiescent once more. ”I'll take it!“ said the businessman. The old man
resisted, saying it wasn't for sale, but he finally surrendered to $700 in cash. The
guy took it home to his wife, told her it was a special dildo and that to use it, all she had
to do was say ”Voodoo dick, my pussy.“ He left for his trip satisfied that things would be
fine while he was gone.

After he'd been gone a few days, the wife was unbearably horny. She thought of several
people who would willingly satisfy her, but then she remembered the voodoo dick. She
got it out, and said ”Voodoo dick, my pussy!“ The voodoo dick shot to her crotch and
started pumping. It was great, like nothing she'd ever experienced before. After three
orgasms, she decided she'd had enough, and tried to pull it out, but it was stuck in her,
still thrusting. She tried and tried to get it out, but nothing worked. Her husband had
forgotten to tell her how to shut it off. So she decided to go to the hospital to see if they
could help. She put her clothes on, got in the car and started to drive to the hospital,
quivering with every thrust of the dildo. On the way, another orgasm nearly made her
swerve off the road, and she was pulled over by a policeman. He asked for her license,
and then asked how much she'd had to drink. Gasping and twitching, she explained that
she hadn't been drinking, but that a voodoo dick was stuck in her pussy, and wouldn't
stop screwing.

The officer looked at her for a second, and then said ”Yeah, right.. Voodoo dick, my
ass!"