> Two bored casino dealers are waiting at the crap table. A very
attractive
> blonde woman arrived and bet twenty thousand dollars
> ($20,000) on a single roll of the dice.
> She said, “I hope you don't mind, but I feel much luckier when I'm
> completely nude.”
>
> With that, she stripped from the neck down, rolled the dice and
yelled,
> “Come on, baby, Mama needs new clothes!”
> As the dice came to a stop she jumped up and down and squealed… YES!
> YES!
> I WON, I WON!“
> She hugged each of the dealers and then picked up her winnings and her
> clothes and quickly departed.
> The dealers stared at each other dumfounded.
> Finally, one of them asked, ”What did she roll?“
> The other answered, ”I don't know - I thought you were watching."
> MORAL: Not all blondes are dumb, but all men are men.