fyrir ykkur sem eruð nýbúin í prófum…….greyin mín


Top Ten Signs You're Suffering Semester Burnout

10. You're so tired, that you now answer the phone, “Hell.”

9. Mom calls to ask how you've been, and you immediately scream, “Get off my back, bitch!”

8. When your parents inquire about your grades, you sing the Cookie Monster song: “C is for cookie, that's good enough for me…”

7. You wake up to discover your bed is on fire, but go back to sleep because you just don't care.

6. You've got so much on your mind, you've forgotten how to pee.

5. Just to take a break from studying, you actually exit your dormitory when the nightly fire alarm goes off.

4. You sleep more in class than at home.

3. You leave for a party and instinctively bring your bookbag.

2. Visions of the upcoming weekend help you make it through Monday.

1. You think about how relaxing it would be if you were in jail right now.


Og svo fyrir kennarana……..

10 Reasons Why You Need A Raise


10. You take your paycheck to the bank and the teller bursts out in
hysterical laughter.

9. The Red Cross calls and offers you emergency assistance.

8. Your only charge cards are for the Salvation Army, ARC, and DAV thrift
stores.

7. You work full time and you still qualify for food stamps.

6. You empty out your piggy bank and then cook the bank and serve it for
your Easter ham.

5. All you can think about morning, noon and night is clipping grocery
coupons.

4. You file your income taxes and the IRS returns them stamped, “Charity
Case – Return To Sender.”

3. You set the world record for mailing $1.00 rebate requests to Young
America, Minnesota.

2. You pay all your bills, put your remaining $1 bill into your billfold and
it goes into shock.

1. You get arrested for taking the coins out of the fountain in the mall.