When two trains meet each other at a railroad crossing, each shall come
to a full stop, and neither shall proceed until the other has gone.
* A city ordinance states that a person cannot go barefoot without first
obtaining a special five-dollar permit.
* It is illegal to take more than three sips of beer at a time while standing.
* You can be legally married by publically introducing a person as your
husband or wife 3 times.
* It is illegal to drive without windshield wipers. You don't need a
windshield, but you must have the wipers.
* It is illegal for one to shoot a buffalo from the second story of a hotel.
* It is illegal to milk another person's cow.
* A recently passed anticrime law requires criminals to give their victims
24 hours notice, either orally or in writing, and to explain the nature of the
crime to be committed.
* It is unlawful for a person to consume an alcoholic beverage while
operating a motor vehicle upon a public roadway, if the person is
observed doing so by a peace officer.
* The entire Encyclopedia Britannica is banned in Texas because it
contains a formula for making beer at home.
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