One fine day this beautiful young girl was walking through the woods picking flowers and wild mushrooms for her mother. After some time she felt weary and decided to rest by the pond. Under the shade of the big oaktree she admired the water lilies and the beauty that surrounded her and began to snooze.
She was awakened by the sound of a frog croaking, “Excuse me” Said the frog. “ I was once a beautiful Prince and lived in a big castle until a wicked witch cast a spell upon me. If you kiss me tenderly on my lips I would turn back to my former beauty and we could marry and live in my castle, where you could?? wash my clothes, cook my meals, clean the castle, make the beds, and clean the bath for me.
Later that night, over a fine bottle of chilled Chablis with sautéed frogs legs in garlic butter and fresh truffles she thought to herself: ”I don't fucking think so!!"