There was a German, an Italian and a Hafnfirdingur on death row.

The warden gave them a choice of three ways to die:

1) to be shot
2) to be hung
3) to be injected with the A.I.D.S. virus.

So the German said, “Shoot me right in the head.”
(Boom, he was dead instantly).

Then the Italian said, “Just hang me.” (Snap, he
was dead.)

Then the Hafnfirdingur said, “Give me some of that AIDS
stuff.” They gave him the shot, and the Hafnfirdingur fell down
laughing.

The guards looked at each other and wondered what
was wrong with this guy.

Then the Hafnfirdingur said “Give me another one of those
shots,” so the guards did.

Now he was laughing so hard, tears rolled from his
eyes and he doubled over.

So finally the warden said, “What the hell is wrong
with you?”

The Hafnfirdingur replied, “You guys are so stupid…..
I'm wearing a condom.”