A Marine spotted a good looking woman in a bar, approached her and
started making small talk. He asked her name.

“ Carmen, ”she replied.

That's a nice name, “ he said warming up the conversation, ” Who
named you, your mother? “

” No, I named myself, “ she answered.

” Oh, that's interesting, why Carmen? “

” Because I like cars, and I like men, “ she said looking
directly into his eyes. ” What's your name? “

” Beerfuck. "