Here Is Today\'s Nasty Humor<br>
Australian Radio <br>

A Queensland Radio Station, QFM, were running a competition to <br>
find contestants who could come up with words that were not found <br>
in any English Dictionary. Yet could still use these words in a <br>
sentence that would make logical sense; the prize being a return <br>
trip for two to Bali for a week.<br>


The DJ, Sam, had many callers, the following two standing out:<br>

DJ : QFM, what\'s your name?<br>

Caller: Hi me name\'s Dave.<br>

DJ: Dave , what is your word?<br>

Caller: Gaan spelt G A A N<br>

DJ: We are just checking that (pause) and you are correct Dave, <br>
Gaan is certainly a word not found in the English dictionary. <br>
Now the next question, for a trip for two to Bali, is: <br>
What sentence can you use that in that would make logical sense?<br>

Caller: Gaan fuck yourself! Ha Ha Ha. <br>
At this point the DJ cuts the caller short and announces that<br>
there is no place for that sort of language on a family show. <br>
After many more unsuccessful calls the DJ takes the following caller<br>

DJ: QFM, what\'s your name?<br>

Caller: Hi me name\'s Jeff.<br>

DJ: Jeff , what is your word?<br>
Caller: Smee spelt S M E E<br>

DJ: We are just checking that (pause) and you are correct Jeff, <br>
Smee is certainly a word not found in the English Dictionary. Now <br>
the next question, for a trip for two to Bali, is: What sentence <br>
can you use that in >that would make logical sense?<br>

Caller: Smee again! Gaan Fuck yourself Ha Ha Ha!